Top Ten Ways to Know You Are Ready for the End of School

10: You're so tired, you now wnat to answer studnets' quesitons with "Shut the @#$% up!"

9: Your friends call to ask how you've been and you immediately scream "Stop asking me all these questions!"

8: Your garbage can is now your "IN" box.

7: You wake up to discover your classroom is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

6: You consider a 40-hour work week a vacation.

5: Vision s of the upcoming summer (and sleeping in) help you make ith through Monday.

4: You don't set your alarm any more becuase you just don't care if you're late or not.

3: The next kid who asks you for a pencil is probably going to hear "Go to #!@#"

2: You Day Timer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.

And the Number One sign that you are burned out at the end of school...

1: You fantasize about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.