Conversations With a Two Year Old

Kallie: Aunt Kelly getting married.

Me: Oh really?

Kallie: Yep!

Me: When am I getting married?

Kallie: Not tonight!
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Me: Kallie, Does mommy have a bellybutton?

Kallie: Mommy not have bellybutton, mommy has a baby.

(My sister is 5 months pregnant)
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Me: I'm hungry.

Kallie: You not hungry.

Me: I'm not??

Kallie: You Aunt Kelly.
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There is never a dull moment when you are hanging out with a two year old that is for sure!